A webinar has together big leaders from Jamaat e Islami, BNP, Hifazat, JMB and Ansarullah to strategise on a roadmap of regime change that begins with toppling Sheikh Hasina’s government and ends with establishment of a Dar-Ul-Islam in Bangladesh .
Mirza Fakhrul : Let my leader Tareque Rahman start the proceedings . Sir, hope it is not too early in the day for you ?
Tareque: Not Really . You may know, or may not, that I am fine practising Muslim now , avoiding all the pleasures of life, preparing for living in a Shariat Qanun run Bangladesh. So i dont miss my Fazr Namaaz these days .
Shafiqur Rahman : That is very good to know . Hope you do panch waqt namaaz ? We in Jamaat emphasize our allies also dont miss out on Panchwaqt Namaz.
Tareque : We dont have to be told by you about how to practise Islam correctly. I have at my disposal some ISIS-returned Bangali girls who have briefed me about the Dar-ul-Islam they experienced. I console them and keep them to care for my household. My wife is a service officer’s daughter like I am service chief’s son. We need cheap, if not free labour, for a truly Islamic household.
Fakhrul : Lets come to the point. How to topple Hasina ?
Tareque : Fakhrul Saheb, you just hold press conferences and promise our countrymen ( not women because they dont matter) that we will bring down Hasina government within 2021.. Keep repeating it , it will stick. Our Youtube brigade of Kanak Sarowar, Colonel Shahid, Major Delwar , Tasneen Khalil and the expensive David Bergman will sing the same tune in social media. A big power has given them enough money to sing on.
Fakhrul : But they predicted Gen Aziz’s ouster again and again but that didn’t happen. Do these guts have any credibility any more.
Tareque (Angry) : Fakhrul Sageb, do you have any credibility. You think I dont know of your secret approaches to Hasina . You all wanted to be MPs to cut me out. But she coukd not oblige you. Anyway, do your job. Just stick to press conferences. Let Shafiqur and Babunagari’s boys take over the streets.
Babunagari : Our boys did that without waiting for you. You promised money for our agitation but that did not arrive. Jaamat and some BNP did join our ‘jalao,porao’ abhijan, but we cant hold the flock without money. They need animal protein to fight Hasina’s police and other forces.She has given them big pay raise, so they are well fed and beat our boys mercilessly.
Tareque : Money, money, money. Your huzurs need too much money. And i know what you do with that. Like Mamunul Huq , you all have three to four wives. Trouble is you have spoilt them by spending much on them. Now they all ask for more and more to sleep with you and when they dont, you start sleeping with little boys in madrassas. That is despicable. I dont like perverts. I slept with Bollywood and Tollywood heroines though that meant a lot of our foreign currency going out of tge country.
JMB : Tareque Saheb, dont send money for Hifazat or Jamaat. We know they keep up secret parleys with foreign powers, even India. RAW has penetrated them like they penetrate women and kids.
Tareque : I think you are right , whatever your name is. Dont say that because there may someone in this webinar who will record the whole proceedings and pass on to NSI or RAW. That’s how our first regime change dialogue leaked out. Possibly it was the Ganafront guy.
ANSARULLAH : Tareque Saheb, send us money and weapons. We will do select assasinations. We will raise suicide squads with women.
Tareque : With Women ? Why ? You want to enjoy these women before you send them to die so that all evidence of your ‘khela-dhula’ is erased. Good, that sounds smart.
JMB : Suicide squads wont work here. Our Islamists are weak hearted and they dont want to die. They all want to follow Manumul. Talk Islam and have fun, real solid fun.
Tareque : Good , you terrorists are smart. Talk Islam and have fun.I hear Mamunul made a lot of money.
Babunagari : He did that behind our back. We had no idea. Not even about his marraiges and escapades.
Tareque : So let us promise our countrymen, our Dar-ul-Islam will be all about talking of Pure Islam and having a lot of Pure Fun. Only when women ask for rights and their share of fun should we send in the moral police and force them into purdah. Babunagari saheb should head it, his beard is long and flowing.
But Shafiqur saheb should monitor the Hifazatis, they often have secret parleys with Hasina.
Fakhrul : So i do press conference, Hifazat does moral policing , Jamaat polices them , JMB and Ansar raise women suicide squads to have fun and then let them die.
This, then my friends, is the blueprint of our 2021 Regime Change Jihad. Goodbye